Well Done Kylie

So Kylie’s due to become wed

to a young guy who looks like Fred

(the boss of that first dates café),

The wedding’s off, I hear you say?

Our Kylie she’s taken a stand

against the laws of her great land

Or more precisely one which says

that if you’re gay or if you’re les-

bian, then you are out of luck.

(You can’t get married, but you can still f***.)

Well done Kylie, you’ve got the cause

lots of attention and applause.

And while we wait for satisfaction,

your record sales should see more action.