So Kylie’s due to become wed
to a young guy who looks like Fred
(the boss of that first dates café),
The wedding’s off, I hear you say?
Our Kylie she’s taken a stand
against the laws of her great land
Or more precisely one which says
that if you’re gay or if you’re les-
bian, then you are out of luck.
(You can’t get married, but you can still f***.)
Well done Kylie, you’ve got the cause
lots of attention and applause.
And while we wait for satisfaction,
your record sales should see more action.