Scummy vandals on the farm,

Bunch of school kids, causing harm.

Time has come to call a cop.

Catch the buggers, make them stop.

Took some photos, evidence.

Showed the copper, he'll dispense

A warning to the little gits,

And their parents, tell them it's

Not on, to mess with what's not yours,

Not on to break through padlocked doors.

So get a life kids, don't return;

I hope this lesson you will learn.

Learn it good and learn it well,

Or else you'll end up in a cell.