Goodbye Europe, it’s been a blast,
but UKIP told us you’re the past.
Now we’re buggering off out of here,
because of a campaign of fear
and lies and bogus facts and shit
like ‘only straight bananas fit
in European shops and bellies’,
and ‘the EU wants to take your tellies’.
We fell for that, so now we’re going,
And that’s the end of this crap (poem).