Goodbye Europe

Goodbye Europe, it’s been a blast,

but UKIP told us you’re the past.

Now we’re buggering off out of here,

because of a campaign of fear

and lies and bogus facts and shit

like ‘only straight bananas fit

in European shops and bellies’,

and ‘the EU wants to take your tellies’.

We fell for that, so now we’re going,

And that’s the end of this crap (poem).